Not Me Monday...

A friend of mine from high school often posts very amusing "Not Me Monday" posts, and I couldn't help but think of that this morning... 

I did not get the (not so) brilliant idea to have a spa-day at home and try making my own body wrap...

I did not make some weird looking green and brown concoction of household ingredients and spread it on my body...

I did not then proceed to attempt to wrap my body in saran wrap...

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I did not use an entire roll of paper towels and saran wrap in said process...

I did not also manage to cover my entire bathroom sink and floor with previously mentioned green and brown goop....

I did not get everything situated only to discover that I had to use the bathroom...

I am not typing this blog post still wrapped in saran wrap wondering how I'm going to get it all off on my own, still needing to go to the bathroom, and laughing hysterically at another one of my crazy adventures...

Oh no, definitely not me.  In fact, that couldn't possibly be me...

I would rather just pay the big $$ to buy the wrap kits or go to the spa like normal people......


(there will most likely be a follow-up post....stay tuned....)